- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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