- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Potassium? K.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Your big dick.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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