- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Knock Knock.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

A van drives into a car.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

A blind man walks into a library.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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