- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

I like that, but why am I happy?

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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