- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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