- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Get on the boat.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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