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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

men, men like men= men+bed

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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