What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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