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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Chuck Norris.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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