- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Tunechi

woman's rights

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Blacks

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

kennah campion when she talks

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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