Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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