- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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