Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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