- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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