- Anti Joke

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck