What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

A lot eh?

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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