- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What? Huh?

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

A women left the kitchen.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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