What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Potassium? K.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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