- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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