what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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I am a mime

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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A man goes to the potty.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Anti Joke

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