SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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