Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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sky silverstein

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