- Anti Joke

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

whats green and lives in the water

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

123 f*ck off

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.