What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Chuck Norris.

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kennah campion when she talks

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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