- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

God is real.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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