Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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i love to lick...

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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Immigration Laws

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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A bar walks into a man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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