Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

John lazzaro likes dick

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...