What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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