What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Maths.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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