- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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