Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

You are joking right?

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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