- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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