What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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