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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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