An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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My cat just died.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Dwarf Shortage

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/355988-gay_marriage.jpg

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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