- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

You're a big fat monkey.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

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