Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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