- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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