Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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Penis

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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