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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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