- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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