tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Potassium? K.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Corn Muffins

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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