How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Suck pussy

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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