What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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Alchohol.

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George W. Bush

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Where's my baby??

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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