- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

An Asian with a big dick.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

David Cameron

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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