- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Guest what in the butt

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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