- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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