Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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a irish man walks past a bar

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What's up? Your time.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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like if your cool

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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