Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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