Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Dumb

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Turkey Balls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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