- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

So these two girls have a cup .

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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