Your mums a potato

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Jebron Lames.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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knock knock who's there? faith

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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Anti Joke

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