Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Anti Joke

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