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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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