how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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