Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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womens rights.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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autistic kids rock

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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