- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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