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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Justin Bieber

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

this website is a bad joke

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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