You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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