- Anti Joke

there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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