- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

I read the terms of service.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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