What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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