Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

knock knock Goodbye

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Hello

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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