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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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