- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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