What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Anti Joke

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