- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

a black man walks out of popeyes

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

A miserable man committed suicide.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

A storm be brewin!

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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