why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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