- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

A baby seal walks into a club.

A house comes around the corner.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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