- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Justin Bieber

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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