A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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civil rights

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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