- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Ross.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Gustavo Andrade

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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