Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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