One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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NEVER

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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