Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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