What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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