why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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