- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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