Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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