- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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