What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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