- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Grace Ackerson

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Pain Olympics.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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