A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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