What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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