- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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