Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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