- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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