Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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like if your cool

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Denard Robinson

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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