- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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