An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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