- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Roses are red Im adopted

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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