Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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