My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Denard Robinson

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Hello

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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