- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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