Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Oh, go away

Take part of what?

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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