Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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