Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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Women's rights

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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A house comes around the corner.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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