How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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