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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

you will like this because i am black.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Hello.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.