- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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