What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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