The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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knock knock Goodbye

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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