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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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