- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

knock knock Goodbye

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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