- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Where's my baby??

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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