Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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Donald Trump

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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