2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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Who invented apple? God

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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