- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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