what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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