- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Knock, Knock Come in

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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