- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

How old are you? 7

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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