He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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