What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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How you know when dislextic

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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