A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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