What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Donald Trump

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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