- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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