- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

you will like this because i am black.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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