What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

if you don't like this you're gay

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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