Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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