- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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