- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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