Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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There's my tractor.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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