How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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