- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy with red hair is happy.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

A dancer walks into a barre

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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