Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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