- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

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