- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

"Knock knock." "Come in."

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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