Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Obama

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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