(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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