why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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