- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

A hill billy went fishing

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

kennah campion when she talks

I have a really funny joke.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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