Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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This isn't funny.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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karn chevalier

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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