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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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