- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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