Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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