- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Death by kayak

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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