What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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