- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Ben Corbishley

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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