My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

knock knock? come in

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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