If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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