What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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how much fish could a chicken

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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