What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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