- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Knock Knock.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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