- Anti Joke

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does the man appear fat he is

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.