- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Knock Knock Who's there

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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