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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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