- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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