- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Badabing.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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