- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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