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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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