who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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What's 9+10? 19

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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