why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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