Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What is green and is not grass A frogg

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

My spelling is horrible

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

I'm homeless.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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