How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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Tony Romo

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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Cripples are lame.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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