"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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I'm so punny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Jimmy Saville

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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