- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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