Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Women's Rights

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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