- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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