Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

XD Jackass.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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