- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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