What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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Jimmy Saville

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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Tony Romo

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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