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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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