What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

So a horse walks into a barn.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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