- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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