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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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