A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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