Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Welcome to the anti-joke Olympics! As you can see ladies and gentlemen, our contestants are starting to look very excited as the "who can look the most bored" competition is just about to begin! We are terribly sorry to announce that as for the butterfly style contest, all of the butterflies drowned :( While at this corner, we can see these contestants have been waiting patiently for hours for the "who is the most impatient" contest to begin! While over here, none of our contestants have yet to make a chicken cross the road and tell them why! In the meantime watch as we mistreat these Jews in order to find out what is worse, the holocaust or a worm in your apple! So far our contestants with worms in their apples are complaining more, but dying significantly less, how will this end! How exciting! Finally our swing contest has been cancelled as Sally refuses to get on it! Moral: BUT WILL IT BLEND!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Cripples are lame.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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