You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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