- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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