Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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