- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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