What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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autistic kids rock

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George W. Bush

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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