Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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