Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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