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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What rhymes with milk...milf

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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