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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Jesus Christ

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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