what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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