- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

Faithful men.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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