Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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