Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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