What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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