Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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