Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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Anti Joke

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