- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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