How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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