What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Potassium? K.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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