Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What page are you on The gay page.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Dan walked into a jelly fish

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

A man penetrates another man.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

this website even though its hilarious.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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