- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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