Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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