- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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