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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Apple hates Blackberry.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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