How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What is life? Paul.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

time to spruce up!

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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