- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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