whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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