- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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men's rights activists

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

there once was a frog with no leggs

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

The child was fired from his job.

Who is big and stupid My brother

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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