Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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