- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Women's rights

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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