knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Michael Brown

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Dwarf Shortage

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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