Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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