- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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