- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

wanna hear a joke? i dont

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

there once was a frog with no leggs

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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