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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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