- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Its open.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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