What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Yes

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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