- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........