If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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