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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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