The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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star wars kid

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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