A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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