- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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