- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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