- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

you will like this because i am black.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*