- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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