Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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