- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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