What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

black chicken. kfc

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

A guy at a baseball game....

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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