- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

why does the man appear fat he is

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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