- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Read a Book.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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