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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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