- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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