- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Justin Bieber

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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