want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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