Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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A house comes around the corner.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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I have an idea! You leave.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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