What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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