There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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João Duarte reads this.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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