- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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