- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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