How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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black people swimming

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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