- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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