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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Gay rights.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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