- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Refridgerator.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

I have an idea! You leave.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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