A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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Who wants water? I do.

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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Roses are red, yup.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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